Shifu

I personally liked how Kung Fu Panda 4 began but I also have this idea of an alternate beginning: the opening is still at night but in the Valley of Peace instead of the mines. Two villagers are suddenly startled by the appearance of a mysterious figure covered in shadows, gradually revealing itself to look more and more like Po… the villagers are relieved but “Po” starts rampaging through the village, also with a strange grin on his face and luminous blue eyes ( obviously this is later revealed as the Chameleon 🦎 in disguise). Later we change scene to see that the real Po is away on a mission ( which could still be the stingray from the actual movie, of course) and, after defeating the villain, he returns only to see that the people in the Valley of Peace, with the sole exceptions of his two dads and Shifu, are afraid of him, and to be arrested in the local prison… we may also have a scene about Zhen ( with Shifu or the Five stopping her instead of Po, in this case) and then Po and her could get to know each other in prison, before Shifu corrects the misunderstanding and he is acquitted… not an actual rewrite, only a “What if… ?”

1. Shifu's surname is Shi (施, shī)

2. Tigress' original surname is Hu (胡, Hú)

3. Viper's surname is She (佘, Shé)

4. Crane's surname is He (賀/贺, Hè)

5. Monkey's surname is Hou (侯, Hòu)

6. Mantis' surname is Tang (唐, Táng)

7. Tai Lung's original surname is Lau (劉/刘, Líu, Cantonese: lau4). His surname uses Cantonese romanization instead of Mandarin because his given name uses that romanization.

Voiced of Master Shifu from Kung Fu Panda franchise.

Po and Mr. Ping are Taoists.

Monkey and Mantis are Buddhists.

Shifu, Tigress and Crane are atheists.

Viper is a Muslim (yes, Chinese Muslims exist).

Oogway is a mixture of different religions.

Zeng is a Catholic.

We never get a close enough look at the threads and I'm curious. Please help.

Mine is "PRETTY DINGLE PONY BACON WANNA RIDE THE CHOO-CHOO!"

Lue Na is a female kangaroo who speaks with a combination of Australian, cockney, and British accents, and she loves to be a musician b day, and a boxer at night. alas, her reputation as a boxer faded when she was defeated by a crocodile champion. Lue Na felt discouraged for days, she even berated herself in the mirror saying "WASHOUT!". one night, in the new improved Happy Bunny Tavern, she was trying to sing for her supper. "Hey, your music stinks! Bring us food!" A wolf thug taunted. The wolves and boars pulverize her. "Come'on, mates, give me a break. I lost my reputation as a former boxing champ." Lue Na replied. "More like a chump" Granny Boar cackled. Lue Na suddenly smelled something... WILD HYACINTH! From Granny Boar's tassel on her dress! There's something that bothers Lue Na more, its Tassels and wild hyacinth! Lue Na suddenly feels like she's about to explode! "I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT! LUE NA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!" Lue Na shouted as she starts pulverizing everyone while the tavern starts to rock back and forth.

Meanwhile, coming down from upstairs was Master Crane since he was resting and, on his way, back from an assignment from Shifu. "What's going on here?!" Crane protested as he walked forward the situation when out of nowhere, he was punched by Lue Na, which resulted for Crane having a black eye. Then the tavern fell into the sea. Lue Na snapped out of it as she rose up from the water. Then she noticed Crane's unconscious body on a board of wood which had sunk in the sea. Lue Na dove in the sea and grabbed Crane with her arms and his hat in her mouth. She swam to shore with Crane and his hat in tow. "Come'on, mate, wake up!" Lue Na shouted as she was trying to revive Crane. *gasps * Crane's alive! "Say, where did you learn how to fight like that?" Crane asked with curiosity. "I used to be a boxer to win money for food to survive. But then I lost my reputation as a former boxing champ. My music was off-key, and every time I smell wild hyacinth and see a tassel, my head goes blank! I've caused enough trouble. " Lue Na sobbed. Lue Na started to try to jump into the sea again, but Crane grabbed her. "No! You got a lot to live for! Don't jump back into the sea!" Crane shouted as Lue Na starts resisting. "Don't stop me, mate!" Lue Na sobbed. Granny Boar and the others watched with horror and felt a subconscious guilt. "Come'on fellas, we got to help!" Granny Boar shouted. She and the boars and wolves hurry their way to the situation to help. One wolf thug hugged Lue Na out of the way while the others try to distract her. "Do you know who you just saved? You just saved Master Crane of the Furious Five! Look, we're sorry we insulted your music. It was great" one boar explained and apologized. "Calm down, dearie and I'll give you food! On the house! Do you like mahjong?" Granny Boar soothed. "There's nothing to live for! It's over! " Lue Na sobbed. "Come' on, dollface, we'll be your friends, just don't jump!" A wolf said as he used his feet as traction. "Don't lie to me! Nobody cares about me!" Lue Na sobbed. Crane grabbed Lue Na's shoulders for dear life when he saw an oncoming tidal wave. "that's not true! Look around you. We're all risking our lives for you like you risked your life to save me. It's your decision if you want to jump back into the sea, but not today. Not on my watch." Crane soothed. Then Lue Na stopped resisting and Crane and the others pull Lue Na away from the sea. Lue Na suddenly falls to her knees and sobbed. "You see? We all care for you. I can help you get back on your feet again. I have friends who can help you at the Jade Palace. Perhaps you could learn kung fu there and we need a musician to sing heroic deeds. What do you say?" Crane suggested. "OK. I'd like to come learn kung fu. Thank you, mate" Lue Na replied. "Master " Crane corrected. "Of course. Master Crane, mate " Lue Na replied. Well, now you read the backstory, on with her biography.

Lue Na is 16 years old and is very happy, wild, caring, and easily the loudest student of the entire Jade Palace. What she likes most is singing, playing musical instruments, and being with her friends. she developed an interest in rock music. She is a big fan of several rock groups, and her dream is to become a rockstar. She owns and plays both acoustic and electric guitars (which she invented), with which she has proved to be a very good guitarist. Her skills aren't limited to just the guitar though. She also plays the drums, as well as other instruments with her tail like the gong. She talks with a combination British and Australian accent, especially when she listens to music; something that her classmates consider to be an annoying habit. Most of the time, she can be found practicing with her guitar or listening to rock music. She sometimes gets angry and threatening with her fists. However, she mostly uses the vibration sounds of her guitar as a weapon to harm someone when she gets upset. She will get upset if someone turns off her music, and in some cases, she will get agitated by her classmates. She sometimes gets downhearted when her friends and mentors aren't with her, or when she upsets her friends and mentors. Lue Na loves music so much, she speaks in song lyrics! With a boisterous, free-spirited attitude, she is always ready to crank up the volume and rock out. Lue Na enjoys helping her friends and the Valley of Peace when they're in need, and she definitely puts the LOUD in the Jade Palace. You can always count on her to help out and provide a rockin’ guitar solo along the way. since the day she met Crane, Lue Na suddenly found out that the world of rock and kung fu was where she was meant to be and that it was her destiny. Since that day, she has viewed Po and Crane as her heroes, because they gave her the inspiration to live and rock on. Po, Crane, Tigress, Zhen, etcetera usually ask Lue Na for "a little music" depending on the situation, to which she responds by saying "You got it, man/bro/sis/mate/master! 1, 2, 3!"

Her likes:

1. Playing guitar (she named Jolene)

2. Rock music

3. Performing gigs at Mr. Ping's Noodle restaurant and the Bao Gu Orphanage

4. Her kung fu "Stage-Diving Knockout" technique

5. Spending time with her friends and mentors

6. Eating at Mr. Ping's Restaurant

7. Protecting the Valley of Peace

8. British culture

9. Singing (when amped)

10. Wild parties

11. Stage-diving

12. Being who she really is

13. Po rocking out with her

14. Spending time with her friends and mentors which she considers as family.

Her Dislikes

1. Lu An's, Monkey's and Po's puns and pranks

2. Lu Xi's spooky activities (sometimes)

3. Shifu confiscating her guitar Jolene

4. Her friends being sad

5. Being interrupted when she's shredding guitar

6. Sophisticated parties

7. Bad guys

8. Her guitar strings breaking

9. Zhen being competitive

10. Polka Music

11. Being in danger

12. Big pimples

13. Music Club being cut

14. People reading her diary (especially Po)

15. Playing gigs at the retirement home

16. Her friends being bullied

Her catchphrases/Music References

1. Dude! Dinner's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

2. For those about to rock and kung fu, we salute you

3. You can't always get what you want, bro.

4. Every little thing is gonna be alright.

5. Looks like pool's out for summer!

6. All it needs is love! Love is all it needs

7. Walk this way!

8. ride, Sally, ride

9. Lue Na: "Chores! Huh! What are they good for?!" Furious Five and protégés: "Absolutely nothing! Say it again!"

10. I fought the law, and the law won."

11. Summer of 7th grade.

12. I know it's only rock and roll, but I like it.

13. Yeah, dream on!

14. Time for me to go solo

15. Let me hunker in your bunker! Please, gimme shelter!

16. She's a black magic woman, dude!

17. For those about to eat noodles, I salute you!

18. WHOOP! there it is!

19. The best things in life are free, bros!

20. Po: "tell me why?!" Lue Na: "Ain't nothing but a heartache Po: "tell me why?" Lue Na: "Aint nothing but a mistake" Po: "tell me why?!" Lue Na: "I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY-" Lue Na and Po: i want it that way!

21. Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friends

22. I'm gonna knock you out! Lue Na said knock you out

23. Lay your weary head to rest.

24. Watch Li Shan whip and watch him nae nae!

25. Bye bye bye

26. You're the owner of a lonely heart.

27. Carry on my wayward sons!

28. We don't need no kung fu education! hey, Shifu, leave us kids alone!

29. You say goodbye, and I say hello.

30. It's gonna be me

31. Way harsh, dude

32. Jolene! Jolene! Jolene! Jolene!

33. We're training 9 to 5 and we're training to make a living

34. I ain't too proud to beg!

35. Halloween's kinda crazy with a spooky girl like you!

36. I'm hungry like the wolf.

37. Oops, Po did it again.

38. R e s p e c t. I found out what that meant to me. Po: Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to- what?

39. Vacation, all I ever wanted!

40. Looks like we got a ticket to ride, dudes!

41. You better think about what you're trying to do to me

42. Nah, it would just break my heart. My achy breaky heart.

43. Too late to say sorry, too late to apologize

44. Dang. You're as cold as ice, brah.

45. Hit the road, Jack.

46. Piglet boy: "...but now some jerks wanna pave paradise and—"Lue Na: "Put up a parking lot?"

47. Bad to the bone

48. Let it go, guys, let it go

49. There was a whole lot of shakin' goin' on

50. Shake it off cause the players gonna play and haters gonna hate

51. Hit me baby one more time

52. Good golly, Miss Molly!

53. Knock, knock, knockin' on the bathroom...door!

54. Come on, feel the noise!

55. Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friends.

56. I'm gonna knock you out! Lue Na said knock you out

57. What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing? Can't you tell that you're out of style?

58. She's the devil in disguise!

59. Lee Xia has a super shiny one, but she blinded me with science when I asked for it.

60. Real gone

61. Here i am! rock you like a hurricane!

62. I wanna rock!

63. We're not gonna take it anymore

64. Mamma Mia

65. Don't go breaking my heart

66. Can't stop the feeling

67. Everybody cut footloose

68. I can be who i want to be

69. Sweet dreams are made of this life

70. Anything you can do, i can do better

71. Im independently owned

72. It's my life

73. You're not the boss of us now

74. Life is unfair

75. I must confess

76. We're not livin in the material world

77. Masters just don't understand

78. Ready to run

79. Why should we worry or care?

80. Light it up like dynamite

81. It's more than a two-player game

82. What can i say except you're welcome

83. Who knows how far we'll go

84. You bad guys have been thunderstruck

85. Going off the rails on the crazy train

86. We are the Dragon Warriors, the Furious Five, and protégés! 1 2 3 4!

87. I won't back down

88. I will get back up again

89. I'm coming out

90. I can read your poker face

91. You guys rock to the east, I'll rock to the west

92. Oh cry me a river, blubber tooth Panda

93. Don't call this a regular jam for kung fu

94. Burn baby burn

95. Fung doesnt know how to crocodile rock

96. You might as well jump

97. Food! glorious food!

98. Can you dance the kangaroo?

99. Kung Fu makes us feel good

100. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting and we're fast as lightning!

Inspiration: Luna Loud, Kangaroo Jack

1. in the scene where shifu trains po, if you pause at the right time, you can see that shifu is breaking the fourth wall by staring right into the camera

2. in the beginning of KFP1, you can see a drawing a kai is in po's room