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Viper: “He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis: “He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that. [chuckles] 
[Viper hisses him quiet, to which he stops.]
—After Shifu kicks Po out of the palace and down the stairs

Po: “Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.
Mantis: “Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this--
Po: “Fat?
Mantis: “Fur, I was gonna say fur.
Po: “Sure you were.
—Mantis applying acupuncture to Po

Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean... look at me!

Tigress: “... And now, he has a chance to make things right—to train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you—a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke.
[Po suddenly makes a face and freezes.]
Tigress: “ [infuriated] Oh, that is it!
Mantis: “Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! [Po falls forward.] And may have also stopped his heart.
—During Po's acupuncture

I wish my mouth was bigger!
—Mantis complimenting Po's noodle soup

From Art of Balance

It's not the size of an insect in the fight, but the size of the fight in the insect.
—Mantis' bio quote

From Kung Fu Panda 2

Man, I'm so lucky. I don't have any problems with my dad! Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born. I don't know!

Fear the bug!

Po: “ [to wolves] Hey, don't forget the little guy.
Mantis: “Did you just call me 'little guy'?!
—At Gongmen City's palace doors

Tigress: “ [to Po] You just let Shen get away!
Mantis: “At least we destroyed the weapon!
[Shen commands fire on the tower; three cannonballs come hurdling towards them.]
Mantis: “Ah, no he's got way more.

Honestly, guys, I never thought I'd die like this. I always thought I'd meet a nice girl and settle down, and then she'd eat my head. So sad...
—Mantis to the Five after being captured by Shen

From Kung Fu Panda 3

Are you seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in there, and he's a chicken!
—Mantis to Crane