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| Can I borrow that fake doodie? |
| —Monkey to Po |
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| Let's get this baby out in the wind! |
| —Po in referral to his new kite |
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| Up kitie, kite, kite-- [CRASH!] ULGGGhhH kitie kittie... |
| —Po |
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| Alright, who threw this? |
| —Po to Qidan warriors |
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| Temutai: You have bested my minions, Dragon Warrior. But you cannot defeat Temutai, warrior-king of the Qidon! Po: I beat you last time. Temutai: Yes, but... I had a head cold! |
| —While rematching in the Jade Palace |
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| Shifu: How old do you think, say, Tigress is? Po: I dunno. 40? |
| —While discussing the ancient Furious Five |
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| I've been wearing these same pants for three days! |
| —Po to Shifu |
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| Crane: He smells evil. Tigress: That's not new. |
| —While discussing Po's potential to turn evil |
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| Po: You... You must be Fenghuang! Fenghuang: Yes, and you must be 300 pounds. Po: No. 290, tops. |
| —While Fenghuang is carrying Po to safety |
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| What's evil like? Is it tingly? Are my eyebrows gonna go all pointy and I'm gonna get some evil laugh that turns into a cough?! [...] What if I end up with a hook and a shaved head?! |
| —Po to Fenghuang |
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| Fenghuang: Ah, evil has tempted you and you've come to join me. Po: No, I've come top stop you! Fenghuang: You want to save them? (points to the Furious Five) The very people who wanted you gone? You think they care? |
| —Po and Fenghuang before battling in the Jade Palace |